Side Effects from Listening to an Mp3 Player too often:

-walking perfectly in step to the 200+ songs you have
-knowing the lyrics to said songs
-thinking of making music videos for every one
-addiction
-loss of concentration
-loss of hearing
-being absolutely certain that one song is your absolute favorite for about ten minutes, than forcing yourself to listen to something else because it got old really quick
-knowing the key, time signature, to all songs
-actually not ever listening to about 10% of them
-realizing too much of your music is angry when you're happy but too upbeat when you're mad
-it takes you at least 10 seconds to sort through to find the one song that you want
-hating it when you end a song too early to listen to another and when you switch it too late and the next one starts, so you feel guilty and want to listen to that one, but you also have already switched to the first one
-making a blog post about your mp3 player
-recharging your 36 hour battery every day and a half
-you've lost it at least three times for a week each (suffering withdrawals) and find it exactly where you left it
-you've ever felt guilty for insulting your own music, even if it does suck
-you listen to it when you ride your bike and bike too fast because your music is too fast, and crash
-when you're not listening to it, it's charging
-or you're at school
-or trying to listen to someone
-or anything else requiring a sense of hearing
-you get really annoyed when any of the last four happen
-you've had at least four, all broken except the current one
-you held a burial for each