And Why?

To be honest, I'm a really lazy guy. I would much rather be reading a book or playing video games or watching T.V. or be on the internet laughing at cats. So would most people. That's why America is fat. So I decided to have a Because-It's-Not-New Year's resolution. This is it. I decided that I might be doing something for world by actually THINKING instead of, well, lack of thinking. Now, because I'm so awesome, my thoughts should turn the world for the better. I mean, look at America right now. Do you thinks it's as awesome as I am? I could probably do a better job as President, but I wouldn't because some people would disagree with me and say I'm an awful person, then my feelings would be hurt and I'd cry for days. But I'd still do better than lousy Obama. Not to get too political or anything. Anyways, if I keep typing, maybe the average awesomeness of the Earth will go up slightly. It's a bit formidable because for every 1% I raise the charts, I have to be 6.5 billion times more awesome than every body else. Though, that really shouldn't be too hard. And there are other awesome people, like Jackie Chan, Spiderman, Gandalf, Yoda, and Billy Mays. -sniff- I'm gonna miss that Oxyclean guy. So cool!

Another one of my weaknesses (or strength, perhaps we should just call it talent) is getting severely off topic.