No, no, no, see, you're not in love with me. This sort of thing happens all the time. You're in love with Captain Hershey Bar. I mean, look at Spider man and Mary Jane. Batman and What's her Face. What's-Her-Face and That-Guy-She-Had-A-Chance with. Romeo and Juliet. DnAngel. Mix ups between heroes and their secret identities get mixed up with people's love lives happens a heckuva a lot more often then we want to think about it. I'll admit I've been slacking off on some hero duties, like that dude that got mugged in Tokyo or that cat that's stuck in Melbourne. But you've got to promise me you'll lay a little lower on the montages. Otherwise we'll get too close and I'll have to rescue you from the Bad Guy. And that doesn't always turn out well- we don't want to end up like Batman and What's her Face. Dark Knight. More like... a Dim Kight.
Faster than speeding molasses
Stronger than a frozen Twix Bar
it's Captain Hershey Bar!!!!
You make me laugh brandon. I neglected to mention that a friend calls me Hershey's Kiss.
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ReplyDeleteIts still funny. :). and really true.
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